Your nose most resembles:
A carrot
Satan
Hope
A sex-starved alien

The name of your firstborn child will be:
Andy
Moonbeam
Killer
Dishwater

5?
9
42
I can see that
snoci

Which song best describes your libido?
If I Had $1,000,000
I Need a Hero
Does Your Chewing Gum Lost it's Flavour on the Bedpost Overnight
William Tell Overture

Who is your favorite Star Trek Character?
Lwaxana Troi
A tribble
The ensign with the beehive
Nog

This Rorschach test image most closely resembles:
A fetus
Jerry Garcia
Ether
The coming of the next Christ


If you could be a Sesame Street character, it would be:
The tree the big wooly dog hides behind
Slimy the worm
The siamese monsters who "cooperate"
The letter E

Who would you prefer to be prison bitch to?
Mr. T
Mr. Rogers
Captain Marvel
Captain Kangaroo

What is the Caramilk Secret?
Injection moulded chocolate
Slave labour in Tijuana
(empty stare)
It's people! The secret ingredient is people!

If you were a shape, you would be:
A circle
A dodecahedron
Anti-matter
Blue